PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And